The Democratic Republic of Audis Dintros is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.23 billion Audis Dintrosians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Healthcare, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of no capital city. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.9%.

The thriving Audis Dintrosian economy, worth 85.0 trillion Pacific Spiny Lumpsucker dollors a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 69,123 Pacific Spiny Lumpsucker dollors, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 312,758 per year while the poor average 9,383, a ratio of 33.3 to 1.

Many Audis Dintrosians struggle to find outlets for their pent-up competitive juices, no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium, schoolchildren are arrested for possessing sidewalk chalk without a permit, and more and more students are taking up a career in medicine. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Audis Dintros's national animal is the Pacific Spiny Lumpsucker, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Audis Dintros is ranked 199,328^th in the world and 8,289^th in Osiris for Largest Populations, with 1.23 billion capita.